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Saturday Nov 27, 2021
Saturday Nov 27, 2021
Jake and Sky found out that in episode 10 of Pirates of Darkwater, "King Niddler" there is a SWAT Cat dragon.
This was not what we expected.
We discuss birds that walk like men, how melons don't grow on trees, how the sail of the ship can just convert into a flying machine, what Jake would do if he were made a king, how dramatically underappreciated Tula is, and how the female monkey-not-birds wasn't given human breasts by the design team.
Monday Nov 22, 2021
Monday Nov 22, 2021
This week Jake and Sky watch episode 9 Panacea of the Pirates of Darkwater.
We also do not know what the word panacea means.
We discuss how they probably couldn't use the term "wet suck hole" on tv, there's a dune worm wandering around, we talk about Niddler being illicit with the melons a little too long, and there's a Sonic the Hedgehog robot bird just here? You can just come into whatever cartoon you feel like?
Get outta here robot bird.
Saturday Nov 13, 2021
Saturday Nov 13, 2021
Its the best time of the series arc, where we inevitably resort to nets. Jake and Sky Watch episode 8 of Pirates of Darkwater "Beast and the Bell"
It is not related to Disney's Beauty and the Beast in any way.
We discuss how truly terrible Ren is at negotiating, there's weird SCUBA bugs, tuning fork spears, and the Darkwater is sort of kind of explained.
Saturday Nov 06, 2021
Saturday Nov 06, 2021
Wednesday Oct 27, 2021
Wednesday Oct 27, 2021
This week we watched episode 6 Andorus of The Pirates of Darkwater.
The shift in tone was pretty subtle from the first five episodes as marked by Tula getting a new outfit
We discuss how Tula is a witch, the biology of the Pentapus, both Stretch Armstrong and Sky Dancer toys, how Blackwater is the name of the mercenary group, and a bunch of totally real Steven King Facts.
Monday Oct 18, 2021
Monday Oct 18, 2021
This week Sky and Jake watch episode 5 of Pirates of Darkwater: "Victory"
So much happens in this episode.
We discuss the baffling non-Euclidian architecture of the Malestrom, the complex biology of the constrictus, how we're all going to be eating garlic crickets one day, and how Bloth has a super awesome table that we want in real life.
Tuesday Oct 12, 2021
Tuesday Oct 12, 2021
Jake and Sky watch Episode 4 of Pirates of Darkwater, "Betrayal"
We were pretty enamored with a piece of equipment that doesn't get nearly enough screen time
We discuss the impossible structure of the bad guy's ship, we get into a few math fights, we discuss apples and bongs, and Sky reveals his scheme for a patreon.
Tuesday Sep 28, 2021
Tuesday Sep 28, 2021
This week Jake and Sky watch episode 3 of The Pirates of Darkwater! The episode is entitled "Breakup" so you'd think that maybe someone will have a significant other that will be introduced.
Nah. It's about slavery.
Cool. Cool. Cool. A super comfortable time was had by all.
We discuss how we have to do recaps now?!, how one drinks out of a sponge, how technologically advanced is this word, and a product deal we may or may not have in Guatemala.
Tuesday Sep 21, 2021
Tuesday Sep 21, 2021
Tuesday Sep 14, 2021
Tuesday Sep 14, 2021
Greetings friends!
We were able to find a copy of Pirates of Darkwater and thus have embarked to recount the tale to you, the listener.
We're off to a promising start with a discussion of the practicality of a boat made entirely of bones, we question the very premise of the show, Joe Camel has a cameo appearance, and the bad guy looks racist for a race that doesn't exist.