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Jake and Sky delve into the worst tv shows and movies from our past and today so you don't have to.
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Tuesday Nov 03, 2020
Tuesday Nov 03, 2020
Greetings Friends
This week Jake and Sky watch episode 3 of Mighty Ducks, "A Traitor Among Us"
Now that title sounds pretty ominous but don't let it make you distrust the brand new duck that is introduced this episode. Who's last name is "Decoy."
We discuss how badly Nosedive and Duke want to bang the new duck, how much that plot sucks, we cannot understand the new motives for the bad guys, we make an arbitrary but BOLD promise, and the ducks just leave a fully functional space ship in the desert.
Wednesday Oct 28, 2020
Wednesday Oct 28, 2020
Hey Guys
We watched episode 2 of The Mighty Ducks: the Series.
It finished up the flashback.
We discuss the super chill people at the comic shop, how the Duck's manager is awful, Jake learns Duck a l'orange is a thing, and we take the long route to confirming Jesus's presence on Puckworld.
Tuesday Oct 20, 2020
Tuesday Oct 20, 2020
Welcome and Greetings!
We start our new season with episode one of Mighty Ducks: the Animated Series, The First Face Off: Part One
We liked it? It was pretty good?
We discuss the nonchalance with which humanity has accepted the duck people of planet Puckworld, Tim Curry is the villian! one of the ducks has a mullet, Sky can't remember names still, and there's just something about ladies with red feathers.
Wednesday Oct 07, 2020
Wednesday Oct 07, 2020
Hey Ladies and Gents,
We watched Battleship to fill in the gaps. It came out a week after Avengers did, so maybe it didn't get a fair shake in the box office.
No, it's just not very good.
We discuss how they at no point try to explain the motivation of the aliens, noone's name matters, the lead character sucks at everything, Jake and Sky have next to no information as to how the military works, and there are so very many technical difficulties.
Tuesday Sep 08, 2020
Tuesday Sep 08, 2020
Hey guys!
As you know, Jake decided that we were going to do what he kept calling Trucktember, where we'd watch all the Michael Bay Transformers movies. Well he regretted that decision basically immediately after watching just one of the franchise.
Let this be a lesson to you. Always recognize when it's time to quit.
So we discuss how no one is likable in this movie, every single person except for John Voigt is orange, sweaty, and dumb, Sam Witwicky is the fastest and most indestructible man alive, the Autobots SUCK at being stealthy for robots in disguise, phyisics can suck it, every robot's name is terrible, and Megan Fox is the only good person in this movie.
Tuesday Aug 18, 2020
Tuesday Aug 18, 2020
Gather near the fire, stranger! We've a final tale to tell about the knights of old...
Well, we did it. We finished Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog with episode 50 "Banished."
It was a long road, but we finally made it.
We discuss the magic cars, how Torq really hates Lougad, A new old man shows up out of nowhere, Maeve develops some pokemon moves, and Lougad finally chooses a side...
Thanks for listening and hanging out with us through another not great series and the world falling apart.
"There is such a thing as a perfect world but without each other it doesn't exist." - Joe Ragosta
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Wednesday Aug 12, 2020
Wednesday Aug 12, 2020
This week is the Final Battle (episode 49 of Mystic Knights)
We don't think its actually the final battle. There's probably at least one more.
We discuss how the boys like their cars, King Dad is bad at defending his castle, Garret is the only proactive one, Dierdre gets captured like a punk, Rowan gets exploded like a chump, and Jake and Sky argue about CG effects.
Tuesday Aug 04, 2020
Tuesday Aug 04, 2020
This week Jake and Sky watch episode 48 of Mystic Knights: Knight in the Forest.
The title has almost nothing to do with the episode. Garret is back though!
We discuss how the knights finally armor up without much dicking around, Torq gets an incredibly effective magic weapon, Garret rolls in with a new car, and we'll never know what happened to Rohan to make him change his mind about leaving Kells.
Tuesday Jul 28, 2020
Tuesday Jul 28, 2020
This week Jake and Sky watch episode 47 of Mystic Knights: The Queen Mother.
There are very few options as to what could be in this episode.
We discuss how flammable different kinds of paint are/would be, Jake goes on a frustrated rant, Sky quotes Charlotte's Web, and we finally get a reason the ladies in the show have dresses with detached sleeves.
Tuesday Jul 21, 2020
Tuesday Jul 21, 2020
This week your intrepid boys watched episode 46 of Mystic Knights "The Mark of Destiny"
There's a magic car that comes out of a sword, and that should be so much cooler than it was.
We discuss how Queen Maeve can do power ranger flips, Angus makes a lovely jambalaya, they try to do the thorn in the lion's paw parable, we talk about robot boobs, Sky says "trunk" instead of "hood" and Rohan's fire blast is more effective than it ever has been
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