Episodes
Tuesday Jul 14, 2020
45 A Challenge As Ancient As It Is Stupid
Tuesday Jul 14, 2020
Tuesday Jul 14, 2020
This week the boys watched episode 45 of Mystic Knights "Lugad's Challenge"
You may be surprised to know that the challenge was a spoken word poetry slam and differences were settled with words.
...Ok, that didn't happen. They swung axes at each other.
We discuss pogs for an alarming amount of time, Kahad has a enticing battle form, and Rohan does something smart for once,
Tuesday Jul 07, 2020
44 Mystic Armorer
Tuesday Jul 07, 2020
Tuesday Jul 07, 2020
This week Jake and Sky watched episode 44 of Mystic Knights, Battle Fury.
Remember how awesome and formidable Lougad was? Hold on to those memories and cherish them.
We discuss how the Kells district lines make no sense, there's some guy who apparently made the mystic armor, we talk about Devil Sticks for a while, and Rohan gets a damned GUN.
Tuesday Jun 30, 2020
43 Yet Another Secret Warrior
Tuesday Jun 30, 2020
Tuesday Jun 30, 2020
So... Did you know that Maeve had a secret muscle boy hidden away getting fed dragon bone dust? This week Jake and Sky watched episode 34 of Mystic Knights "Warrior of Tamera"
We discussed Maeve's mom or teacher, there's a big angry kitty cat, Torq is a real big push over, we totally misread the plot initially, and we meet the new Tamera badguy.
Tuesday Jun 23, 2020
42 Drag Her To Hell
Tuesday Jun 23, 2020
Tuesday Jun 23, 2020
This week Jake and Sky watch episode 42 of Mystic Knights: The Dark Rider.
Boy oh boy, was he dark and a rider.
We discuss a truly unspookable horse, Angus uses his mace as god intended, the quality of the props takes an impressive nose dive, and there's a return for Angus butt stuff
Tuesday Jun 16, 2020
41 Sir Rohan, Mystic Knight, Draganta, Protector of Kells
Tuesday Jun 16, 2020
Tuesday Jun 16, 2020
Greetings friends,
This week your fearless boys watched episode 41 of Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog, "Barrow of Balin"
Who was Balin you ask? We also wondered that. It seems like the most famous warrior of Kells would've come up before.
We discuss how there's yet another dumb prophesy, everyone loves Balin's sword, we get what Sky has decided is confirmation on the Kells troops being ghosts, we discuss beetleborgs a bit, and Kahad can just conjure boys now?
Tuesday Jun 09, 2020
40 Eyball Blasted
Tuesday Jun 09, 2020
Tuesday Jun 09, 2020
Hey Gang
We watched episode 40 of Mystic Knights, "Rohan's Doubt"
A majority of it was UNCLEAR.
We discuss how lawn care is stupid, King Dad decides that Rohan can't mystic knight anymore, Queen Maeve is bested by baskets, and Rohan is poisoned with not poison.
Tuesday Jun 02, 2020
39 Lusting After Linette
Tuesday Jun 02, 2020
Tuesday Jun 02, 2020
Hey guys.
So everything is terrible and our world is on fire.
One of the few things we can to do to affect the world is to try and make you laugh.
We watched episode 39 "shipwrecked" of mystic knights. No naval vessels are seen in this episode at all.
We discuss Dierdre playing harp, Torq is actually a good leader, Garrett is randomly back after 20 episodes of being absent, Rowan does a neat sword thing, and everyone is horned up for the new lady they just met.
Be safe
Be smart
Be vigilant
Tuesday May 26, 2020
38 The Sheer Chutzpah
Tuesday May 26, 2020
Tuesday May 26, 2020
Jake and Sky watched episode 38 The Prisoner Prince.
Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog sure got boring and bad.
There's an extra prince in this one.
We discuss how Angus isn't permitted to sleep in the castle, the little prince sucks, they fight with more than just kicks this time, and Queen Maeve definitely f**ks.
Tuesday May 19, 2020
37 That's How War Do
Tuesday May 19, 2020
Tuesday May 19, 2020
Jake and Sky watched episode 37 Of Mystic Knights "Friends for Life"
Everyone acted completely in character and everything was wonderful. No, wait... The opposite of that.
We discuss how Rohan can't keep his damn sword in his hands, Jake is a noisy boy, Aideen tries to take our job, and Angus is the mad boy this time.
Tuesday May 12, 2020
36 Gonna Eat That Dog
Tuesday May 12, 2020
Tuesday May 12, 2020
This week we watched episode 36 The Lost King of Mystic Knights. Does that title mean that something interesting like a lost king of Tamera came back to have conflict with Maeve? No. No it doesn't. The tiny king wanders off.
We discuss how we don't get to see a tiny mouse sized dog, we almost got a clip show, apparently this show was actually shot in Ireland, maybe all the Kells' soldiers are ghosts, magic ain't make any sense, and does burning metal magical weapons destroy them?