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Tuesday May 05, 2020
Tuesday May 05, 2020
We watched episode 35 of Mystic Knights. There was a wish. There was a whirlwind. There was not any plot progress.
We discuss how bad Angus and Ivar are at being heroes, we try really hard to crack wish dynamics, Torq is the best informed person in all of Kells or Tamera and we think we understand how their morphing works.
Monday Apr 27, 2020
Monday Apr 27, 2020
Hey y'all. It turns out this episode marked our 3 year anniversary! Neither Jake nor Sky had realized it before we recorded, so it was met with very little fanfare.
We watched episode 34 of Mystic Knights "All Kings Great and Small"
It is the exact plot you expect, Tiny King and King Dad switch places for the day.
We discuss a bunch of local tv stuff, Otis the dog is a big 'ol drama queen, there's a big worm, Sky notices a cool sword to no one's surprise, and Aideen takes her shot to take Rohan to the bone zone.
Tuesday Apr 21, 2020
Tuesday Apr 21, 2020
This week Jake and Sky watched episode 33 of Mystic Knights " The Kings Bride"
We will pause for a moment while you guess the plot.
Yeah, you probably got it, but you should still listen to this episode.
We discuss that Ivar just seems to be a dick now, the gender politics in this episode suck, there's only 50 minutes of mystic knights, Torq is a big dummy and we're a little punch drunk. This episode seems to have broken Jake.
Tuesday Apr 14, 2020
Tuesday Apr 14, 2020
This week on Mystic Knights it's Ivar's turn to suck super bad.
We watched episode 32 Ivar's Revenge, which is a misnomer.
We discuss several inside jokes between the hosts that will not be funny to anyone but us, we try to figure out which cardinal direction Ivar is from, there's a technicolor salesman who travels by donkey, Ivar goes full one man army corp, and everyone messes up real bad for the thirty second consecutive time.
Tuesday Apr 07, 2020
Tuesday Apr 07, 2020
Fasten your seatbelts, guys. We watched episode 31 of Mystic Knights and it was dumb and bad! It's entitled "the buckler of Bre"
We discuss how the buckler looks like they stole it from the beetle borgs, the geography of Kells continues to exhaust us, Torq is made tiny, and the security in Tir Na Nog is absolutely dreadful.
Wednesday Apr 01, 2020
Wednesday Apr 01, 2020
Hey friends,
We watched Mystic knights episode 30. It was dumb and bad and full of logical fallacies.
We discuss Mider's weird giant wet lizard eyes, how very complicated fairy magic is, rowan gives away magic secrets, there's another truce? and it's pretty easy to antagonize Dierdre like she's Marty McFly.
Tuesday Mar 24, 2020
Tuesday Mar 24, 2020
We watched Episode 29 of Mystic Knights: The Trial of Angus.
It was dumb
We discuss our personal quarantine situations so we can 100% date this podcast, Garrett is just gone, no one ever told Angus that innocent people don't run away, and the Kells judicial system moves super fast.
Tuesday Mar 17, 2020
Tuesday Mar 17, 2020
Hey Guys and Dolls,
We watched episode 28 of Mystic Knights, "The Curse of Kells"
It was dumb.
We discuss how this whole episode is a flashback, we see king dad with no beard, Kahad steals a boy, and young Rowan and Angus piss off a zordon head.
Tuesday Mar 10, 2020
Tuesday Mar 10, 2020
Hello Friends,
We watched episode 27 of Mystic Knights this week. It's "A King's Ransom" and we'll give you exactly one guess as to the happenings here.
We discuss what kind of diabetes cookie monster has, there's another kingdom to the north that is also a threat, Dierdre is acting queen again, Maeve has a spa day, we head down a Wishbone tangent, and the difference between Dragons and Wyverns
Wednesday Mar 04, 2020
Wednesday Mar 04, 2020
So, wouldn't you know it, letting a 10 minute old dragon try to find its way to a place that we didnt know existed yet didnt pan out. We watched episode 26 of Mystic Knights "the Drageen"
We discuss sad dragons, Ivar and Garrett go on a date, Baba Yaga's weird chicken legged house, and they hint at a way more compelling story about Torq turning on King Dad that we'll never ever get.