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Jake and Sky delve into the worst tv shows and movies from our past and today so you don't have to.
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Wednesday Feb 26, 2020
Wednesday Feb 26, 2020
Greetings friends! This week, Jake and Sky watch Egg of the Dragon, episode 25 of Mystic Knights. It is #problematic.
We discuss King Dad pimping his daughter really hard, there's some grammatical arguing, Queen Maeve ignores one of her prime directives, Angus has other friends, and we learn the correct term for a baby dragon.
Tuesday Feb 18, 2020
Tuesday Feb 18, 2020
Hey Guys
Approximately 24 weeks ago, Jake and Sky sat down and plotted out how the shows we've watched stacked up against each other.
This is that recording.
Behold the momentous podcast where we determine the worst piece of Pop Culture.
- Cartoon All Stars to the Rescue!
- X-treme Ghost Busters episode 2
- Animorphs
- Reboot: The Guardian Code
- The Great Wall
- TMNT Christmas special
- TMNT: The Next Mutation
- Pryde of the X-Men
- Duddley Do-Right
- Six String Samurai
- Fan Boys
- Dark Phoenix
- Goosebumps: The Haunted Mask 2
- Inhumans
- Dyan Dogg: Dead of Night
- Battlefield Earth
- Fast Color
Tuesday Feb 18, 2020
Tuesday Feb 18, 2020
Hale! this week Jake and Sky watch episode 24 of Mystic Knights of Ter Na Nog, "The Mystic Knight of Forest"
When we last left the knights there was a new guy on the team. God forbid another competent woman join the cast.
We discuss how Ivar has clearly mastered the art of the blade slap, pies = sword fightin' fuel, we realize that tiny king must have invented bitcoin, Jake finally notices that all the mystic armor has a dragon motif, and there are so many monsters.
Monday Feb 10, 2020
Monday Feb 10, 2020
Greetings Travelers,
This week Jake and Sky watch episode 23 of Mystic Knights, The Fifth Knight. Tensions are high as there are traitors and other nonsense.
We discuss the shocking malaise the knights have about their weapons being taken, Sky really wants the Indian in the Cupboard key, the tiny King has an underground dance party, we hear a lot about twin timber axes, we try to decide if we should start wearing capes, and we get the mystic knight of Poop!
Wednesday Feb 05, 2020
Wednesday Feb 05, 2020
Greetings Friends,
So this week we recorded later than we usually do and that will be very apparent very quickly.
We Watched episode 22 of Mystic Knights "Traitor of Kells"
We discuss how Garrette is swayed by tea and sex, Ivar is apparently a excellent tracker, a new mysterious fully armored villain is introduced, and once again the knights can't keep their weapons in their damn hands.
Monday Jan 27, 2020
Monday Jan 27, 2020
Hey Guys
This one was not as gross as the last one, but its sexist stuff wasn't a whole lot better.
We discuss how there's a new guy now and he kinda sucks, lots and lots of plot details are completely ignored, new guy fights three fourths of the mystic knights, and secrets are so hard to keep in Kells.
Tuesday Jan 21, 2020
Tuesday Jan 21, 2020
Hey guys.
So along the way we've had some fun cracking wise and making jabs. This one actually sucked and was gross.
We discuss King Dad and Kahad casually killing some folks, there's some magic moss that will heal everyone apparently, Aideen is back on her bullshit, and do dragons get rabies?
Monday Jan 13, 2020
Monday Jan 13, 2020
Hey Cool Cats,
This week Jake and Sky watched episode 19 of Mystic Knights.
It was actually a pretty good one.
We discuss how the security of castle Kells is really terrible, We find out who stole Ivar's Chalice, there's a lot of sleep gas, and there's a salute for the Kells troops now?
Tuesday Jan 07, 2020
Tuesday Jan 07, 2020
Greetings Friends,
This week Jake and Sky watch episode 18 of Mystic Knights "Aideen's Choice"
It's a weird one that does not progress the plot at all.
We discuss how queen Maeve squanders a bunch of murder options, Aideen wants to be a people, Dierdre makes a double dog dare, and Rohan is the only one who cant find queen Maeve's castle.
Saturday Jan 04, 2020
Saturday Jan 04, 2020
Gather Round boys and girls for the tale of definitely not Christmas. It's 100% Halloween. Whoops
We watched episode 17 of Mystic Knights. A lot of stuff happens in this episode.
We discuss how Ivar isn't wrong to believe in murder ghosts, we realize that we've learned almost everyone's name, holiday ghosts apparently cant go through walls, and Sky has some hard opinions about Ghostbusters.